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If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out “Hi Jack!”

He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Even the best bird dog is only good to a point.