Highjacking

Published 2008-05-12

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out “Hi Jack!”

Glued Lips

Published 2008-05-12

He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

Resisting arrest

Published 2008-05-05

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Alone

Published 2008-04-29

A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.

Numbered Days

Published 2008-04-29

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

Better to Love

Published 2008-04-29

It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.

Period

Published 2008-04-29

A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

Pointless

Published 2008-04-26

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Baseball

Published 2008-04-25

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Bird Dog

Published 2008-04-24

Even the best bird dog is only good to a point.