Published 2008-05-12
If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out “Hi Jack!”
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Published 2008-05-12
He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
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Published 2008-05-05
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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Published 2008-04-29
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
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Published 2008-04-29
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
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Published 2008-04-29
It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.
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Published 2008-04-29
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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Published 2008-04-26
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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Published 2008-04-25
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Published 2008-04-24
Even the best bird dog is only good to a point.
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